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Resume: Joe Biden
Joseph R. Biden Jr.
123 Delaware Way, Wilmington, DE 19801
(202) 456-1111 | jrbiden@usgov.com | @POTUS46
Objective:
To continue serving as the President of the United States, leveraging decades of political experience, a well-honed talent for gaffes, and a deep love for Amtrak trains.
Experience:
President of the United States
January 2021 – Present
- Managed a global pandemic with varying degrees of success.
- Oversaw economic recovery efforts with a focus on infrastructure and jobs.
- Signed numerous executive orders, sometimes without reading them.
Vice President of the United States
January 2009 – January 2017
- Supported and occasionally disagreed with President Obama.
- Played a pivotal role in foreign policy, including but not limited to awkward handshakes.
- Advocated for middle-class Americans and sometimes found his way out of his own house.
Senator from Delaware
January 1973 – January 2009
- Chaired the Senate Foreign Relations and Judiciary Committees.
- Authored and passed key legislation, some of which he remembers.
- Developed a reputation for being likable, if occasionally verbose.
Education:
Syracuse University College of Law
Juris Doctor, 1968
University of Delaware
Bachelor of Arts in History and Political Science, 1965
Skills:
- Public speaking with spontaneous interruptions.
- Empathy and relatability to average Americans.
- Extensive experience in bipartisan negotiations and ice cream endorsements.