Treasury Secretary Gets Heated Defending Plans for Trump's Face on $250 Bill That Doesn't Exist and Would Be Illegal
Scott Bessent asks to be called 'Doctor' while explaining why breaking 160-year-old currency law is just 'appropriate planning'
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Pastor Assures Congregation That 22-Foot Golden Trump is 'Not a Golden Calf,' Just Regular Idol
A 22-foot golden statue of President Trump was dedicated at his Miami golf club by Pastor Mark Burns, who insisted the ceremony was about 'honor, not worship.' The distinction appears lost on several thousand years of religious tradition.
President Successfully Negotiates Settlement With Himself for $1.8 Billion
Sources close to the negotiations say both sides were surprisingly reasonable. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, formerly Trump's personal lawyer, praised his own negotiating skills.
Social Security Administration Achieves Perfect Government Efficiency: Spends $15K To Recover $8K
The Social Security Administration has mastered the art of government accounting by spending $14,492 to recover $8,129 in overpayments. Officials praised the operation as a stunning example of fiscal responsibility.
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Treasury Secretary Gets Heated Defending Plans for Trump's Face on $250 Bill That Doesn't Exist and Would Be Illegal
The Treasury Department has been working on prototypes for a $250 bill featuring President Trump's portrait, despite federal law explicitly prohibiting living people on currency since 1866. The woman who pointed this out was promptly reassigned.
Pastor Assures Congregation That 22-Foot Golden Trump is 'Not a Golden Calf,' Just Regular Idol
A 22-foot golden statue of President Trump was dedicated at his Miami golf club by Pastor Mark Burns, who insisted the ceremony was about 'honor, not worship.' The distinction appears lost on several thousand years of religious tradition.
President Successfully Negotiates Settlement With Himself for $1.8 Billion
Sources close to the negotiations say both sides were surprisingly reasonable. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, formerly Trump's personal lawyer, praised his own negotiating skills.
Social Security Administration Achieves Perfect Government Efficiency: Spends $15K To Recover $8K
The Social Security Administration has mastered the art of government accounting by spending $14,492 to recover $8,129 in overpayments. Officials praised the operation as a stunning example of fiscal responsibility.
White House Ballroom Construction Continues Despite Judge's Order, Features Grand Staircase Leading to Wall
Federal construction crews are building the first floor of President Trump's controversial White House ballroom, complete with original design flaws. The ballroom 'essentially becomes a shed for what's being built under,' Trump explained.