⚡ Government Builds Nation's Largest Veterans Clinic, Forgets to Add Doctors ⚡ Government Launches 'Public Service Announcement' Reminding Citizens To Love The President ⚡ U.S. Shows China's Leader The Constitution, Presumably As A Warning ⚡ Nation Relieved to Learn Decorative Victory Arch Will Also House Snipers ⚡ Congress Cancels Remaining Work Day to Campaign on Record of Hard Work ⚡ FAA Solves Staffing Crisis By Withholding Pay From Understaffed Staff
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2026 The Govment Gazette  ·  44 Articles Published
Government Builds Nation's Largest Veterans Clinic, Forgets to Add Doctors
Job Postings  ·  OCT 02, 2026

Government Builds Nation's Largest Veterans Clinic, Forgets to Add Doctors

The $300 million facility has 470,000 square feet of gleaming hallways and a very impressive parking lot.

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Government Launches 'Public Service Announcement' Reminding Citizens To Love The President
Executive Branch

Government Launches 'Public Service Announcement' Reminding Citizens To Love The President

The White House has expanded its taxpayer-funded television ad campaign featuring President Trump, insisting the spots — which borrow imagery from his 2024 campaign and air over a song literally titled 'Love Me' — are non-political public service announcements about patriotism. A Republican senator summarized the situation by noting there 'probably is a rule' against spending public money to promote yourself.

SEP 28, 2026 Read →
U.S. Shows China's Leader The Constitution, Presumably As A Warning
Constitutional Paradoxes

U.S. Shows China's Leader The Constitution, Presumably As A Warning

After three days of pageantry described by analysts as 'heavy on pomp and light on substance,' President Trump concluded his summit with Chinese President Xi Jinping by escorting him through the National Archives to view the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. No breakthroughs were announced. The documents were not harmed.

SEP 25, 2026 Read →
Nation Relieved to Learn Decorative Victory Arch Will Also House Snipers
Executive Branch

Nation Relieved to Learn Decorative Victory Arch Will Also House Snipers

Citing an urgent request from the U.S. military, President Trump announced that his proposed Washington D.C. triumphal arch will be retrofitted to store drones, ammunition, and rooftop snipers — a feature set not typically found in the Arc de Triomphe. The announcement came while a federal court continues to weigh whether the arch is legal in the first place, a procedural detail the president did not address.

SEP 21, 2026 Read →

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Government Builds Nation's Largest Veterans Clinic, Forgets to Add Doctors

The VA's crown jewel — billed as 'the nation's largest VA health care clinic' — opened in Fredericksburg, Virginia with state-of-the-art everything except medical staff. Eighteen months later, veterans describe vast empty corridors and urgent-care waits at a building whose primary achievement, so far, is square footage.

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Government Launches 'Public Service Announcement' Reminding Citizens To Love The President

The White House has expanded its taxpayer-funded television ad campaign featuring President Trump, insisting the spots — which borrow imagery from his 2024 campaign and air over a song literally titled 'Love Me' — are non-political public service announcements about patriotism. A Republican senator summarized the situation by noting there 'probably is a rule' against spending public money to promote yourself.

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U.S. Shows China's Leader The Constitution, Presumably As A Warning

After three days of pageantry described by analysts as 'heavy on pomp and light on substance,' President Trump concluded his summit with Chinese President Xi Jinping by escorting him through the National Archives to view the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. No breakthroughs were announced. The documents were not harmed.

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Nation Relieved to Learn Decorative Victory Arch Will Also House Snipers

Citing an urgent request from the U.S. military, President Trump announced that his proposed Washington D.C. triumphal arch will be retrofitted to store drones, ammunition, and rooftop snipers — a feature set not typically found in the Arc de Triomphe. The announcement came while a federal court continues to weigh whether the arch is legal in the first place, a procedural detail the president did not address.

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Congress Cancels Remaining Work Day to Campaign on Record of Hard Work

Speaker Mike Johnson canceled the House's last scheduled voting day Wednesday, sending lawmakers home for seven weeks ahead of the November midterms — just one day after telling reporters he had no plans to do so. The move conveniently avoided a floor vote on impeaching Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, a resolution introduced by a member of Johnson's own party, who then took to the House floor to rebuke the Speaker for leaving.