Pastor Assures Congregation That 22-Foot Golden Trump is 'Not a Golden Calf,' Just Regular Idol
Evangelical leader clarifies that massive gilded statue at golf course represents 'honor,' not worship, while standing next to altar
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President Successfully Negotiates Settlement With Himself for $1.8 Billion
Sources close to the negotiations say both sides were surprisingly reasonable. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, formerly Trump's personal lawyer, praised his own negotiating skills.
Social Security Administration Achieves Perfect Government Efficiency: Spends $15K To Recover $8K
The Social Security Administration has mastered the art of government accounting by spending $14,492 to recover $8,129 in overpayments. Officials praised the operation as a stunning example of fiscal responsibility.
White House Ballroom Construction Continues Despite Judge's Order, Features Grand Staircase Leading to Wall
Federal construction crews are building the first floor of President Trump's controversial White House ballroom, complete with original design flaws. The ballroom 'essentially becomes a shed for what's being built under,' Trump explained.
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Pastor Assures Congregation That 22-Foot Golden Trump is 'Not a Golden Calf,' Just Regular Idol
A 22-foot golden statue of President Trump was dedicated at his Miami golf club by Pastor Mark Burns, who insisted the ceremony was about 'honor, not worship.' The distinction appears lost on several thousand years of religious tradition.
President Successfully Negotiates Settlement With Himself for $1.8 Billion
Sources close to the negotiations say both sides were surprisingly reasonable. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, formerly Trump's personal lawyer, praised his own negotiating skills.
Social Security Administration Achieves Perfect Government Efficiency: Spends $15K To Recover $8K
The Social Security Administration has mastered the art of government accounting by spending $14,492 to recover $8,129 in overpayments. Officials praised the operation as a stunning example of fiscal responsibility.
White House Ballroom Construction Continues Despite Judge's Order, Features Grand Staircase Leading to Wall
Federal construction crews are building the first floor of President Trump's controversial White House ballroom, complete with original design flaws. The ballroom 'essentially becomes a shed for what's being built under,' Trump explained.
Democratic Governor Dramatically Shortens Sentence for Election-Denying Trump Ally After Presidential Threats
Gov. Polis commuted Tina Peters' 9-year sentence for election crimes, citing fairness while fellow Democrats blast the decision. The move comes after Trump threatened 'harsh measures' if Colorado didn't free his ally.