President Successfully Negotiates Settlement With Himself for $1.8 Billion
Trump administration hails 'tough but fair' deal after grueling talks between Trump and Trump
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President Successfully Negotiates Settlement With Himself for $1.8 Billion
Sources close to the negotiations say both sides were surprisingly reasonable. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, formerly Trump's personal lawyer, praised his own negotiating skills.
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Federal construction crews are building the first floor of President Trump's controversial White House ballroom, complete with original design flaws. The ballroom 'essentially becomes a shed for what's being built under,' Trump explained.
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