Congress Courageously Bans Itself From Buying Stocks It Already Owns
Landmark ethics reform closes the barn door, leaves the horse, the hay, and the farmer entirely untouched.
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Man Paid to Know What President Will Say Used That Information to Bet on What President Would Say
Gabriel Perez, the White House teleprompter operator who has fed President Trump his prepared remarks since 2016, allegedly wagered more than $100,000 on prediction market platform Kalshi by betting on which specific words the president would say in his own speeches. Investigators further discovered that Perez would hedge his bets mid-address whenever Trump went off-script, completing what experts are calling 'the most efficient trading algorithm in Washington history.'
Man Whose Entire Job Was Knowing What Trump Would Say Next Allegedly Bet On What Trump Would Say Next
The White House's longtime teleprompter operator has been suspended after federal regulators alleged he used advance knowledge of the president's prepared remarks to place winning bets on a prediction market — including hedging mid-speech when Trump went off-script. Investigators say he netted roughly $100,000 before the platform's algorithms noticed that someone, somewhere, always seemed to know.
Department of Government Efficiency Efficiently Eliminates Itself, Leaves Paperwork Undone
DOGE, the federal government's 18-month experiment in not doing government, officially ceased to exist on July 4th — the same day GSA confirmed that the offices DOGE demanded workers return to are still three-quarters empty. No closing report was planned, which agency officials described as 'on brand.'
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Congress Courageously Bans Itself From Buying Stocks It Already Owns
The House passed the Stop Insider Trading Act 232–198, prohibiting members of Congress from purchasing new individual stocks — while explicitly allowing them to keep every share they currently hold, sell whenever they like, and leaving the President exempt entirely. Sponsors called it 'transformational.' The stocks called it 'Tuesday.'
Man Paid to Know What President Will Say Used That Information to Bet on What President Would Say
Gabriel Perez, the White House teleprompter operator who has fed President Trump his prepared remarks since 2016, allegedly wagered more than $100,000 on prediction market platform Kalshi by betting on which specific words the president would say in his own speeches. Investigators further discovered that Perez would hedge his bets mid-address whenever Trump went off-script, completing what experts are calling 'the most efficient trading algorithm in Washington history.'
Man Whose Entire Job Was Knowing What Trump Would Say Next Allegedly Bet On What Trump Would Say Next
The White House's longtime teleprompter operator has been suspended after federal regulators alleged he used advance knowledge of the president's prepared remarks to place winning bets on a prediction market — including hedging mid-speech when Trump went off-script. Investigators say he netted roughly $100,000 before the platform's algorithms noticed that someone, somewhere, always seemed to know.
Department of Government Efficiency Efficiently Eliminates Itself, Leaves Paperwork Undone
DOGE, the federal government's 18-month experiment in not doing government, officially ceased to exist on July 4th — the same day GSA confirmed that the offices DOGE demanded workers return to are still three-quarters empty. No closing report was planned, which agency officials described as 'on brand.'
Nation's Only Trump Passport Office Turns Away Man Who Drove From Alabama To Get Trump Passport
The federal government is now issuing commemorative passports featuring President Trump's image — but only in person, only in Washington, D.C., and only by appointment. For Americans who would prefer their travel documents not include the president's portrait, officials have devised an equally streamlined solution: request the bigger booklet.