Nation's Most Expensive Puddle To Be Drained, Repainted, Re-Algaed
The $14 million 'American flag blue' reflecting pool has been defeated by photosynthesis, and several tourists have been arrested for witnessing it.
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Nation Celebrates American Heroes By Illegally Erecting Statues Of Them
The White House unveiled plans to honor 250 American legends with larger-than-life statues on the National Mall — a project so patriotic it apparently did not have time to ask Congress, consult federal law, or verify that all 250 legends were, in fact, American. Litigation has since been filed.
EXCLUSIVE: White House Releases Official UFC Freedom 250 Fight Card, Features Trump vs. Biden Main Event
Govment.org has obtained the complete fight card for UFC Freedom 250, confirming rumors of a Trump-Biden rematch and revealing McConnell's undefeated 287-0 record. The $700,000 lawn repair is listed as a standard line item alongside fighter purses.
White House Releases Official Fight Card for UFC Freedom 250, Features Trump-Biden Rematch and Nine-Justice Battle Royal
The White House has officially announced the complete fight card for tonight's UFC Freedom 250 event on the South Lawn. The $700,000 lawn restoration is listed as a line item alongside fighter purses in the official event budget.
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Nation's Most Expensive Puddle To Be Drained, Repainted, Re-Algaed
After spending $14 million to paint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool 'American flag blue,' federal crews deployed hydrogen peroxide, a $1.7 million nanobubble ozone machine, and industrial vacuums — only for the paint to peel off on its own and the president to blame knife-wielding vandals. At least one person was reportedly arrested for touching a piece of paint that was already floating away.
Nation Celebrates American Heroes By Illegally Erecting Statues Of Them
The White House unveiled plans to honor 250 American legends with larger-than-life statues on the National Mall — a project so patriotic it apparently did not have time to ask Congress, consult federal law, or verify that all 250 legends were, in fact, American. Litigation has since been filed.
EXCLUSIVE: White House Releases Official UFC Freedom 250 Fight Card, Features Trump vs. Biden Main Event
Govment.org has obtained the complete fight card for UFC Freedom 250, confirming rumors of a Trump-Biden rematch and revealing McConnell's undefeated 287-0 record. The $700,000 lawn repair is listed as a standard line item alongside fighter purses.
White House Releases Official Fight Card for UFC Freedom 250, Features Trump-Biden Rematch and Nine-Justice Battle Royal
The White House has officially announced the complete fight card for tonight's UFC Freedom 250 event on the South Lawn. The $700,000 lawn restoration is listed as a line item alongside fighter purses in the official event budget.
GSA Officials Successfully Locate Missing Field Office After Thorough Search of Building They've Been Paying Rent On
The General Services Administration, which oversees $500 billion in federal real estate, recently discovered their field office had either moved or disappeared entirely. The space was eventually found to be either vacant or occupied by a completely different agency.