⚡ Pentagon Selects Official AI Chatbot Lineup, Anthropic Still in Timeout Corner ⚡ Trump Administration Fires All Scientists Overseeing Nation's $9 Billion Science Budget Because They Wouldn't Stop Doing Science ⚡ DHS Solves Shutdown by Ordering Furloughed Workers to Come Back and Not Get Paid ⚡ Labor Secretary Resigns Amid Workplace Misconduct Investigation While Leading Historic Workforce Reduction ⚡ Trump Re-Nominates FEMA Chief He Fired For Saying FEMA Should Exist ⚡ Trump Administration Proposes Solving Government Building Maintenance Issues with Literal Magic Paint
FRIDAY, MAY 1, 2026 The Govment Gazette  ·  11 Articles Published
Pentagon Selects Official AI Chatbot Lineup, Anthropic Still in Timeout Corner
War & Stuff  ·  MAY 01, 2026

Pentagon Selects Official AI Chatbot Lineup, Anthropic Still in Timeout Corner

Defense Department chooses eight tech giants to help robots learn warfare while one company refuses to play nice.

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Trump Administration Fires All Scientists Overseeing Nation's $9 Billion Science Budget Because They Wouldn't Stop Doing Science
Science & Policy

Trump Administration Fires All Scientists Overseeing Nation's $9 Billion Science Budget Because They Wouldn't Stop Doing Science

The entire National Science Board was fired Friday in a terse email thanking them for their service. Their crime: providing scientific oversight of scientific funding while being scientists.

APR 28, 2026 Read →
DHS Solves Shutdown by Ordering Furloughed Workers to Come Back and Not Get Paid
Executive Branch

DHS Solves Shutdown by Ordering Furloughed Workers to Come Back and Not Get Paid

After 67 days of partial shutdown, Homeland Security has cracked the code on government efficiency. Simply order all furloughed employees back to work while remaining technically unfunded, creating what experts call 'Schrödinger's Payroll.'

APR 25, 2026 Read →
Labor Secretary Resigns Amid Workplace Misconduct Investigation While Leading Historic Workforce Reduction
Executive Branch

Labor Secretary Resigns Amid Workplace Misconduct Investigation While Leading Historic Workforce Reduction

Lori Chavez-DeRemer stepped down from leading the Labor Department following internal investigations into alleged workplace misconduct. The department's workforce had shrunk by 25% during her tenure.

APR 21, 2026 Read →

From the Govment Archives

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Pentagon Selects Official AI Chatbot Lineup, Anthropic Still in Timeout Corner

The Pentagon has signed deals with Amazon, Google, Microsoft, OpenAI and others to build an 'AI-first fighting force.' Anthropic remains banned after demanding safety guardrails for lethal weapons.

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Trump Administration Fires All Scientists Overseeing Nation's $9 Billion Science Budget Because They Wouldn't Stop Doing Science

The entire National Science Board was fired Friday in a terse email thanking them for their service. Their crime: providing scientific oversight of scientific funding while being scientists.

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DHS Solves Shutdown by Ordering Furloughed Workers to Come Back and Not Get Paid

After 67 days of partial shutdown, Homeland Security has cracked the code on government efficiency. Simply order all furloughed employees back to work while remaining technically unfunded, creating what experts call 'Schrödinger's Payroll.'

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Labor Secretary Resigns Amid Workplace Misconduct Investigation While Leading Historic Workforce Reduction

Lori Chavez-DeRemer stepped down from leading the Labor Department following internal investigations into alleged workplace misconduct. The department's workforce had shrunk by 25% during her tenure.

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Trump Re-Nominates FEMA Chief He Fired For Saying FEMA Should Exist

Less than a year after firing Cameron Hamilton for testifying that FEMA shouldn't be eliminated, Trump plans to nominate him to permanently run the agency. Hamilton was given a lie detector test and accidentally tipped off to his own firing.