White House Clarifies: The White House's Paperwork Is Not Your Business
Administration lawyers argue in federal court that presidential records belong to the president, not the public who employs him.
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Government Officially Solving AI Problems By Renaming Them
By executive order, the United States government has declared that Artificial Intelligence no longer exists. In its place stands Super Intelligence, which is defined, legally and technically, as exactly the same thing.
Government Solves AI By Renaming It
In a historic executive order, the federal government has officially defeated the challenges of artificial intelligence by instructing all agencies to call it something else. Experts confirm the robots are exactly as smart as they were before the signing ceremony.
President Publishes Senator's Cell Number to Save Daylight, Reaches Voicemail
President Trump escalated his war on clock-changing by posting the personal cellphone number of Sen. Tom Cotton on Truth Social, urging all of Arkansas to call him about golf. When reporters dialed, the voicemail box was full — a fitting metaphor for the 119th Congress, which is wrapping up as the least productive two-year session in over half a century.
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White House Clarifies: The White House's Paperwork Is Not Your Business
In arguments before a federal appeals court today, the Trump administration staked out the position that documents created inside the publicly-funded White House, by the publicly-salaried president, on behalf of the American public, are the personal property of Donald Trump. Historians, archivists, and anyone who has ever signed an employment contract expressed mild confusion.
Government Officially Solving AI Problems By Renaming Them
By executive order, the United States government has declared that Artificial Intelligence no longer exists. In its place stands Super Intelligence, which is defined, legally and technically, as exactly the same thing.
Government Solves AI By Renaming It
In a historic executive order, the federal government has officially defeated the challenges of artificial intelligence by instructing all agencies to call it something else. Experts confirm the robots are exactly as smart as they were before the signing ceremony.
President Publishes Senator's Cell Number to Save Daylight, Reaches Voicemail
President Trump escalated his war on clock-changing by posting the personal cellphone number of Sen. Tom Cotton on Truth Social, urging all of Arkansas to call him about golf. When reporters dialed, the voicemail box was full — a fitting metaphor for the 119th Congress, which is wrapping up as the least productive two-year session in over half a century.
Government Builds Nation's Largest Veterans Clinic, Forgets to Add Doctors
The VA's crown jewel — billed as 'the nation's largest VA health care clinic' — opened in Fredericksburg, Virginia with state-of-the-art everything except medical staff. Eighteen months later, veterans describe vast empty corridors and urgent-care waits at a building whose primary achievement, so far, is square footage.